December 2011
skrills3x:
shut up, 2012 is going to be the same shit all over again.
REALLY WE JUST GOT AN INVITATION TO MY OTHER COUSIN’S WEDDING IN JULY
REALLY
I DON’T WANT ANYMORE WEDDINGS
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christ-the-retweeter:
thats a nice new years resolution you have there. be an awful shame if something…happened to it
wouldn’t it be so cool if the guy my cousin is getting married to tomorrow is connected or related to one of you guys and you got invited to the wedding and I would have someone to talk to and hang out with
galifianafuck:
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but Kelso nailed your sister
hightlights of 2011:
I became a skeleton
see here:
and also here:
I just started choking on my own spit because I thought about next Thursday and the potential of meeting Hunter Parrish and hugging him
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
sourcechelseawoosh:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
my cousin’s wedding is tomorrow and I swear if my creepy uncle goes in for new years kiss I’m popping him in the jaw
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fyeahkathryn replied to your post: “YOU DANCED WITHOUT ME, MITCHELL”
YOU CHEATED ON ME CHOREOGRAPHY WHICH IS THE WORST KIND
yes omfg
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“YOU DANCED WITHOUT ME, MITCHELL”
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tlyudacris:
tumblr has gone full on mafia with this shit
hello! it seems that you are using a browser hack…. it’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to you and your blog…
be a reeeaaallll shame…
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highlights of 2011:
I got contacts
I dyed my hair to the color I have now
I MET JENNIFER CARPENTER
I saw Taylor Swift in concert and it was awesome I don’t even care THERE WERE FIREWORKS
I graduated middle school!
I started high school
I fucking hate biology and that’s all I have to say hgcdfgt
AMERICAN HORROR STORY :D
I smoked weed for the first time it’s not an...
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so many things happen in a year it’s so hard to remember
I MET JENNIFER CARPENTER IN FEBRUARY
AND I’M GOING TO SEE HUNTER PARRISH THURSDAY
GOOD WAY TO START 2012
Anonymous asked: What were your feelings on 2011?
there’s this thing in april I was excited about
but now I feel unwelcome going hgfdfthb
sigh
stankubrick:
jpegartifacts:
We should illegalise masturbation for men because every single one of those sperm is a potential life just dying on your sheets. How would you feel if you were launched out of your existence and everything you could be and splattered into oblivion?
I’m hiring a writer to pen a poem for the anti-masturbatory cause from the point of view of a sperm cell. “Daddy,...
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alright I need your opinions on dresses and stuff
I’m going to be in a wedding tomorrow and I need help deciding between two dresses and stuff
here’s dress 1 and it’s jewelry and such:
the problem with this one is I feel like I’m too fat for it:
sigh but here’s the earrings and bracelets:
then there’s dress 2:
and again I don’t know if I look...
I don’t want 2012, I like 2011 let’s just stay here
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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I’ve gotten that missing e message like five times already
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