you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
dont you HATE it when u r in your ‘merican back yard and youre grillin some SICK hotdog burgers when a BALD EAGLE with OBAMA riding on its BACK flies down and EATS the burgers off the GRILL and then flies away leaving a trail FREEDOM???? america
white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.
girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
I feel like girls that wear hats in public are courageous
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”