traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

Anonymous: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

notana:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

peregrintoolc:

dont you HATE it when u r in your ‘merican back yard and youre grillin some SICK hotdog burgers when a BALD EAGLE with OBAMA riding on its BACK flies down and EATS the burgers off the GRILL and then flies away leaving a trail FREEDOM???? america

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

fagoverboard666:

babyminaj:

i love this so much

i have this printed out on my wall

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

supermodelgif:

I feel like girls that wear hats in public are courageous

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

"I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."
- (via dangerdannyy)